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"I Pay For My Own Glasses" T-Shirt – Cheeky Satire on UK Politics | Funny Keir Starmer Parody Tee
"I Pay For My Own Glasses" T-Shirt – Cheeky Satire on UK Politics | Funny Keir Starmer Parody Tee
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Make a bold statement with our cheeky "I Pay For My Own Glasses" t-shirt! This design humorously highlights the political buzz surrounding UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer, who famously accepted a £240 pair of glasses as a gift from Waheed Alli. This shirt is for the everyday commoner who pays for their own things—no political perks or fancy handouts here!
Featuring a playful graphic of s boy wearing glasses and the witty slogan, this tee is perfect for those who enjoy satire, political commentary, or just a good laugh at the expense of the political elite. Whether you're heading to a protest, hanging with friends, or simply want to start a conversation, this shirt is sure to make an impression.
Available in various sizes and colors, it's made from soft, high-quality cotton for a comfortable and durable wear. Get yours today and show the world that you take pride in paying your own way!
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is a total must-have. It's high-quality, super comfy, and best of all—eco-friendly.
Product details:
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
Size guide
BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
2XL | 79 | 63.5 | 25.5 |
3XL | 81 | 67.5 | 26 |
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